Bailey the Wonder Beagle
Apr. 3rd, 2006
Apr. 28th, 2005
09:20 pm
so my mom fed me today and I wanted to be a real pig, so I burped and it was loud.
next mission I am so gonna fart in her face. Yeah that will teach her to leave me alone.
I have heard all kinds of news of new dogs to sniff, but I haven't met them yet. I can't wait till mum takes me to the park. AAAHHH the scent of butts. I can almost smell it now. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
kaligurl, I miss you even though you hate me, you know I like the abuse baby!
okay over and out the wonder beagle has gas to build up!
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creativeJan. 13th, 2005
01:36 am
yeah I know I have been gone for awhile, but that bitch won't leave me alone. Can you believe that she makes me go outside in the snow to pee??? Just wait I am gonna get her back this spring. Yeah.
I think the other furry thing in my house has a crush on me. It keeps rubbing on me, but I found a way to get rid of it. If I just try and sit on it, it runs!!!
We had a visitor this week, that was fun, cause I wasn't alone so much. You know I really don't have much to say, so I am gonna go chew on something, maybe try and lay down on the couch and not get caught. I don't get that one, how come they get to sit on it??? Have you seen how big those humans are??? I don't even take up half the space of them, but NO I can't sit on the couch. I have to be invited, well invite this, I am so gonna fart on them, that will clear the room!
okay I am out gonna go cause some trouble!
Wonder Beagle Out!
Sep. 7th, 2004
10:47 am - oh yeah baby!
so last night msbrewski and speshulk came over. I was so excited I almost peed myself! I am a little sad that speshulk didn't bring my girlfriend kaligrl, maybe next time.
Right now I am pissed off at my mommy, she won't let me bark at the neighbors so I am gonna go chew on something of hers. She has been weird lately to. Putting all our stuff in boxes and telling me that we are moving. What the hell does that mean?????
Okay I've got butts to sniff, a cat to chase and hell to raise so I am gonna go now!!!
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anxiousAug. 27th, 2004
11:52 pm
My mommy mean. she made me stay home alone while she went out and played. She said she was at work, but I don't think she was. kaligurl, are you mad at me???? I miss playing with you. Will you be my girlfriend?????
well I have butts to sniff and a cat to chase now. Isn't that wonderful, my mommy got me my very own cat.
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deviousApr. 6th, 2004
01:22 pm
My mommy is mean to me. She wrapped a feather boa around me and made me pose for pictures. Fucking Bitch...... Oh well I will pay her back. I have been eyeing her favorite shoes... maybe just a little nibble. She won't notice.
For right now I am gonna hide under the blanket so she can't take anymore pictures of me.
ps. kaligurl, you need to come over, I need a play buddy!!1
naughtyMar. 2nd, 2004
07:25 pm - Help me!!!
MY Auntie Jens won't give me any popcorn. I keep begging, but no she ignores me. Wait she just gave me some! Yeah I am a happy poochie now. kaligurl when are you comoing over? I miss sniffing your butt! It is a little warmer outside now, so we can go on walks together. Oh any my mummy said that we are moving closer to you! All is good in a dog's life.
Time to beg for more popcorn!
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bouncyFeb. 25th, 2004
08:00 am - I found this on Auntie Jen's page:
Recent studies by name societies disclosed that names influence character and do have a definite bearing upon one's life path. letters carry their own energy patterns relating to personality traits and needs. Name analysis using letter qualities is called ACROPHONOLOGY. This analysis of your pet's name is a brief summary of the hidden meanings found within the letters of your own name.
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NAME ANALYSIS FOR: Bailey Bean Bxxxxxxx
Bailey:
You have a loyal pet who is very protective and possessive. Your pet has a real need for adventure and has very little fear, so keep an eye on this one! This animal has a pleasant disposition and enjoys the company of pets of the opposite sex. This is a tolerant and affectionate animal who cares about his/her appearance and prefers beautiful surroundings. Your pet is certainly never dull. You may find this animal has a dualistic nature being very communicative one minute and sullen the next. Your pet is obedient, learns quickly, and can be a bit standoffish.
Bean:
Your pet is sweet and loving, enjoys being stroked, and definitely prefers luxury to a spartan life. Your pet is excitable and hyperactive and may experience nervous disorders if not given the freedom to release this nervous energy. Your pet has an aggressive streak; - obedience is not this pet's strong point. This is an animal who is quite intelligent and adaptable with a gentle nature. Your pet insists on neat and tidy living quarters.
Bxxxxxxx:
Your pet is sweet and loving, enjoys being stroked, and definitely prefers luxury to a spartan life. Your pet has a highly developed sixth sense, especially when it comes to home and family. This animal is very tenacious and intensely loyal. This animal doesn't like change, and knows how to manipulate and control you when it serves his/her purpose. A stressful enviornment can greatly affect this animal's health. Your pet is sexually oriented, clever, and definitely knows how to go after what he/she wants. This is a shy, affectionate animal with a gentle soul. Your pet is best suited to a tension-free enviornment. This animal loves a challenge, takes direction well and will definitely be the 'leader of the pack'. Your pet has an aggressive streak; - obedience is not this pet's strong point.
Link: http://miva.zodiacal.com/acropet.mv
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sleepyFeb. 2nd, 2004
10:01 pm
Hey guys...
Sorry I've been away for a while... you know how it goes... butts to sniff and rawhide to slobber on.
Mom got mad at me yesterday because I wanted to play, and I guess she didn't. She kept calling me something, but I'm not even 2 yet, so I'm not sure what she meant. But they sure weren't letting me try and eat any of their little pizzas. That girl that brings kaligurl over sometimes was here too, and that girl that smells like a cat.
Dad just called me a joooo. What's that!?
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08:47 am
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Dec. 30th, 2003
07:05 pm - poopadelic
I am bored, my poppa won't let me run around the house. He wants to keep me on the couch to keep his feet warm. Bastard....
On a plus I pooed on the carpet today, guess that will teach them. Better not leave me again, or guess what... MORE POO!!
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